Can it be?? Say it isn’t so! Here at Justmylook Towers we’re reeling at the news that One Direction are splitting up. Even though the boys have assured us the break is only temporary, we’re still shedding a tear at the thought of all that wasted time they’ll spend apart. If you feel the same, or you know someone who does, it might be an idea to treat them to an extra-tough waterproof mascara in their time of need. Here are our top three.
If you’re planning on a hunger strike until the boys reunite, make up for all those lost calories with Max Factor’s 2000 Calorie Volume mascara (please don’t actually do this, everyone knows ice cream and comfort food are actually the best remedies for heartbreak). Waterproof and smudge-proof, the mascara is even specially formulated for sensitive eyes and contact lens wearers – perfect for all you sensitive souls sobbing over your favourite 1D calendar.
Of course a necessary requirement during any boyband breakup is a tearful selfie, and you’re going to want to look beautiful through the tears just in case any of the boys catch a glimpse on Instagram. The best way to achieve the ‘pretty sad’ look is with this clever extending mascara from L’Oreal, specially designed to fan lashes out in a beautifully vintage (and perfectly Instagrammable) winged effect. You’re guaranteed the most likes on the ‘WHY ONE DIRECTION, WHY?’ hashtag.
What if you bump into one of the boys and the only way to convince them to get back together is by fluttering your eyelashes through the tears? In this very likely eventuality, you’re going to need to arm yourself with your trusty Colossal Volum’ Express. Enriched with collagen and kohl pigments, this matte-effect mascara will give you the impression of extra-long, extra-luscious natural lashes – Harry simply will not be able to resist and you and your eyelashes will have just reunited One Direction. Good work.